An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Face...the other white meat!

have safe sex

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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