- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why am I writing this...im bored

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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