- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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