Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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