- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Where's my tractor?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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