- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

I was once a hamster.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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