I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

you see theres this guy.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Anyone can post anything.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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