A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock Knock Who's there

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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