- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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