How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

KILL WHITEY

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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