- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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