What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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