Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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