- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

I'm so full I could stop eating.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Caramel Boing.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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