My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Jersey Shore.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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