- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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