- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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