- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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