- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A fat guy!

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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