- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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