Homonyms should be band.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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