What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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JUST KIDDING^

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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This is not funny.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Tucker Rivera

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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su algato es en fuego

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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