What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Jake. Walsh.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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