patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Happy Monday!

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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