A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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