- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Women's rights

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A praying mantis is very graceful

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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