- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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