- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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