Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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