- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did jim all I over? He dies

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Maths.

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