How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Anti Joke

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