- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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