Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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