- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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