A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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