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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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