- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A fat guy!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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