- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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