- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

A seal walks into a club.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Women's professional sports

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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