- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Uh... What was emulating again?

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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