- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's 9 + 10 19

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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