What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

thumb_up thumb_down -18

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down -18

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops