A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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