Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Roses are red.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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