- Anti Joke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Connor is homosexuaI

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession