Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Knock knock *open*

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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