What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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