A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Justin Beiber

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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