- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Once upon a time a was born

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

joke under this line wins _________________________

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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