- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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