What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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