- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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