- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

minorities

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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