Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

No it doesnt..

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

WNBA

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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