- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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