Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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