What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Connor is homosexuaI

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

1+2 = 6

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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