What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Hello

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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