- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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