- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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