- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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