- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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