- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

KILL WHITEY

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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