- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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