- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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