Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

The child was fired from his job.

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