- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A storm be brewin!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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