What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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