2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Turkeys are obese

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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