Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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