Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

My spelling is horrible

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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