What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

I'm so punny.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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