- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Golf.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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