knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

No it doesnt..

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

This is a random Anti joke.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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