what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why am I writing this...im bored

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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