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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Women's rights

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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