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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A lot eh?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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