- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Sixty... eight

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Hi what I lug you

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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