- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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