What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How come anti jokes r funny

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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