A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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