What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Denard Robinson

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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