What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Women's rights

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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